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You are NOT goth...

Tue Oct 6, 2009, 2:29 PM
Is it just me, or does everyone who shops at Hot Topic nowadays think they're cool for doing so? Is it just me, or has Hot Topic gone farther down the crapper over the last four or five years? Aren't the goth/punk stereotypes supposed to be something that people ease into instead of saying, "Oooh, that's cute, I'll look just like an anime character if I shop here!" Over half of the point of it is to NOT be the mainstream! Damn you Hot Topic, you used to sell some nice stuff until all these stupid little lolita-wannabe fangirls came along! So far, I've been able to compile a rather accurate questionnaire for people to go over and find out if they're misunderstood, miserable and gloomy creatures or if they're just some poser. Now for the haters, don't worry, I've done my homework and several surveys to assure a high level of accuracy in these little details. But, if you still feel the need to rag on me for it, go ahead, no person alive could make me hate myself anymore than I do already.

And remember, I don't give a flying fark if you do some of these things and still wear black. It's not the clothes that make you, so wear whatever you feel comfortable in!



You are probably NOT goth...

if you refuse to eat meat because you think it's wrong.

if you cannot forcefully extract at least two tablespoons of blood from yourself with a sharp object in less than ten minutes.

if you like "Naruto."

if you are obsessed with Final Fantasy (especially Advent Children).

if you have never modified your clothing with your own hands. (Patches, ripping and trimming do NOT count.)

if less than four people on average per year try to get you on antidepressants (even if you're already on some).

if you are allowing your parents to plan your future for you with no regard for you own wishes.

if you have never made a serious suicide attempt.

if you like more than twenty percent of the things currently being sold at your local mall's "Hot Topic."

if you will accept a friend based on what they wear.

if you would eagerly spend more than sixty dollars on a casual top-and-bottom set that is not genuinely unique in some way.

If you automatically like someone just because they like at least one anime or manga.

if you cannot tell someone to stop staring because you think it would be rude of you.

if you wear clothing, dye/cut your hair, get piercings/tattoos specifically to get attention or because one of your friends did it.

if you do ANYTHING just because one or more of your friends does it.

if you want to buy everything that has a skull on it.

if you purposefully try not to laugh or smile just for the sake of appearing dark and gloomy.

  • Mood: Disgust
  • Listening to: Yutaka peeping at the TV
  • Reading: my new journal post for typos
  • Eating: hmm, hungry
  • Drinking: root beer

deviantID

height- 5 feet, 4 inches

weight- 120 lb

eye color- changes, blue; green; grey, mainly blue

natural hair color- dark brown

regular hair color- blue-black

hair length- chin, no bangs

birth- North Memorial Hospitol, 11:26 am Friday, August 28, 1990

stereotype- goth

hobbies- reading, writing, drawing, cooking, massage

relationship status- If you really want to know, that's pretty creepy... But I have a very nice boyfriend, thank you very much.

personlity- split by three ways

piercings- two on left lobe; one on right lobe

physical condition- frail; poor immune system; overly-powered sensory

fighting style- koyotennou (pressure points, fatal points, momentum)

cosplays- Demon Lord Ryu (origional character); Umbrella Corporation field medic (origional character); Count D

incomplete cosplays- Sae Kurosawa

personal quotes-
"Don't feed the children, eat the children."
"I'm gonna strangle you good!"
"Love, peace and donut grease."

favorites-

colors- purple; blue

flower- moon lilly

weapons- heavyblade; couse/naginata

legal weapon- bokuto (Yukiko)

guns- P90, Dragunov

video games- Fatal Frame series; Disgaea series; Makai Kingdom; Resident Evil 4; DDR series; Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball

movies- Ong-Bak; Galerians: Rion; Leon the Professional (international version); Boondock Saints

manga- Pet Shop of Horrors; Gunslinger Girl; Dragon Knights

anime- Outlaw Star; Trigun; FLCL; Hellsing Ultimate

songs- Must Be Dreaming, Breathe In, Shh and Let Go by Frou Frou; VIVID; The Light Before We Land by Delgados; Invasion From Within by TSUNAMI BOMB; Terrible Lie by NIN; Get Ya! by Lee Hyori; Teenagers by My Chemicla Romance; Get Out Alive by Three Days Grace

savory foods- lobster; king crab; snow crab; Dragon House Special fried rice; spaghetti with fresh parmesan

desserts- chocolate truffle cake; french silk pie; milk chocolate-dipped Dove ice cream bars; fresh fruit tart (strawberry, peach, raspberry, kiwi); raspberry marscapone

idols- Lewis Black; Demon Lord Etna; Ryoko Mitsurugi; Rath Illuser; Count D

others- Foamy the Squirrel; Red vs Blue; VG Cats; Little Apple Dolls; Japanese folklore

dislikes- herself; most humans (sluts and pigs in particular); winter; bitter, sour and spicy flavors; chipped nails; people who stare; apes; Mexican food; babies and/or small children; unnecessary noise and light; animal abuse; people who degrade women; hardcore furries (the bestiality kind); racist excuses and double-standards from "minorities"

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Minnesota
  • Interests: literature, N1S, Fatal Frame and Galerians
  • Favourite movie: Galerians: Rion, Ong-Bak, Leon the Professional
  • Favourite band or musician: Sir Manson and Frou Frou
  • Favourite genre of music: Japanese (general), metal, alternative rock
  • Favourite artist: Matsuri Akino
  • Favourite poet or writer: Max Brooks, Yuu Aida
  • Favourite photographer: Rei Kurosawa
  • Favourite style of art: classic-style anime and manga
  • Operating System: Gateway piece of shit
  • MP3 player of choice: I guess I kinda want an iPod... No I don't.
  • Shell of choice: turtle shell! ^_^-<3
  • Wallpaper of choice: RE4, 'cause my dad won't change it later... TT_TT
  • Skin of choice: my skin! it is so nice and pale and smoothe and clean...
  • Favourite game: Fatal Frame 2: Crimson Butterfly- Director's Cut
  • Favourite gaming platform: Uhhhhmmmm... I guess it has to be my PS2.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Prinny, dood!
  • Personal Quote: Don't feed the children, eat the children!
  • Tools of the Trade: light ebony pencils (standard), Sakura brand pens, the all-pitiful Paint

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Comments


:iconlu-weegee:
Thanks 4 the fave!!!:dance:
:iconmythicsalmon:
WOOT! And I think I've got the market cornered on annoying, ugly, and childish. Especially the childish part. Ask anyone. Besides, regardless of what you think of yourself you know I think you're adorable.
:iconryudenki:
Bleeeeeeh!

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Emo is feeling sorry for yourself. Goth is feeling sorry for the rest of the world.
:iconartemsis:
Very nice commission idea =D

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"There's a war going on for your mind."- Flobots

"I bring Darth Vader's enemies to justice...and now, so do you." -Starkiller
:iconryudenki:
I always have so many odd things swimming around in this head of mine...

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Emo is feeling sorry for yourself. Goth is feeling sorry for the rest of the world.
:iconmyrrhlake:
Thanks for the collect. ;)

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Now my words are inside of your head.
:iconwhimsical-wolf:
I see how it is.

You won't talk to Chelsie ;-;

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"The rules have been broken.
Anonymous does not forgive...
Anonymous does not forget..."
:iconryudenki:
What? It's really you??? I saw I got a watch from someone, but I never pay any attention to those. How have you been? You're still getting some of the best grades around I bet. ^^

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Emo is feeling sorry for yourself. Goth is feeling sorry for the rest of the world.
:iconwhimsical-wolf:
Hell yes I am lol.
And I have a new teacher obsession. German sucks and I love history with Holt ^.^

How're you?

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"The rules have been broken.
Anonymous does not forgive...
Anonymous does not forget..."
:iconryudenki:
Miserable, as you can tell from my journal entries... '''>_>

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Emo is feeling sorry for yourself. Goth is feeling sorry for the rest of the world.

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